Friday, December 09, 2005

"The buzzing? Oh, that buzzing... I'm just comforting my fetus."

Now, who knows if this is true or not; it's a delicious piece o' gossip regardless. How psycho are these two? Must have been TC's bright idea to comfort their fetus with a vibrator. That baby's on the right path to normality. Riiight... --Melissa

Katie Holmes thrown out of film over vibrating device

Katie Holmes was thrown out of a California cinema when a vibrating gadget she was clutching disturbed fellow film fans.

The fiancee of superstar Tom Cruise was holding a buzzing aid against her pregnant stomach, as she believes it is comforting to the foetus.

But it failed to soothe the nerves of audience members, who quickly tired of the humming device. "People didn't care that she was a star," a witness said. "They just wanted to see the movie." [SouthFlorida.com]

3 comments:

Nicole said...

maybe it's a pre-birth auditing device. the baby comes out fully audited and a fully fledged level 6 operative thetan.

Nuray said...

Maybe the kid has a barcode on it and she was scanning its current position. Then she'll beam that info to the Headquarters where they will chart its progress.

Anonymous said...

I can't think of anything that's as witty as the two posts above.. well put!

Johnny