Saturday, December 17, 2005

Chugging Cooking Oil is Good for You...No Really...


In the latest installment of Dr. Tom Cruise, C.F.U.D.o.S. (that's the abbreviation for Crazy Fucked Up Doctor of Scientology)...

Cruise is now weighing in on the benefits of drinking cooking oil, yeah -- you read that right -- for first relief workers at Ground Zero. Here's a more detailed description of Tom's Scientological panacea:

"The Scientology devotee has urged emergency services victims to give up their medication and inhalers as part of a 'purification rundown,’ which favors sauna sessions, ingestion of cooking oil and large doses of niacin as cures instead." [Hollywood.com]
That's one kooky bastard. --Joan.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

man, his package is huuuuuge in that pic :)

johnny

Nuray said...

He's projecting his egoism through his junk, I guess.

Nicole said...

i love the term 'junk'. it makes me giggle.