Thursday, March 16, 2006

Snarky Sayonara, week 4

It won't be the same without you, Beauty Queen Melissa, AKA Whory Whorison. You offended by wearing shirts that showed your belly and we winced. You forgot the words to the Stevie Wonder song and we winced. You claimed to be a beauty pageant participator and we winced. But we waved goodbye without a wince.

May your future be bright and this is how we (and the 13-year-old boys who voted for you) will remember you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why is it that all the chicks are being ousted?

Johnny