Friday, March 24, 2006

Snarky Sayonara, week 5

Cluck, cluck, Chicken Little, AKA Lil' LI, AKA Lil' Levittown, AKA Kevin "Hasn't Hit Puberty Yet" Covais. You are finally leaving us, it couldn't have happened fast enough. Now go back to Levittown and get back together with that girlfriend you dumped thinking you were going to be famous and hot shit. Looks like you ain't, so don't lose touch with the little people, for you are a little person yourself. Now don't sulk, fluff those feathers, and straighten out those glasses: sad Levittown needs a pint-sized hero and you may be just who they are looking for.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're just mean. I was rooting for this guy!

Johnny

Anonymous said...

Awwww. He really can sing though... it's mostly his image and...well, his high voice. Anyway, if he could learn how to dance, he could have a career doing musicals on stage, I think.