Seriously, what amounts to news these days is astounding. Case in point:
Police recover Lindsay Lohan's handbag, reported missing from UK ...
(416 stories on google news)*
Um, who gives a shit? If we hear one more goddamn story about "LaLohan"... What's all the fuss about anyhow?
50 Cent rapped for traffic violations
(272 stories on google new)*
Traffic violations? Has he gone soft?
Dogs Cramping Schiffer's Style?
(156 stories on google news)*
Oh, suckah please. The only time Claudia mattered was when everyone was trying to figure out why in God's name she was dating David Copperfield.
NOW, THIS... THIS IS A HEADLINE WE CAN WRAP OUR MINDS AROUND!
Dutch priest admits to phoning in bomb threat to Madonna
Someone's going to need to go to confession...
* as of this morning.
Saturday, September 09, 2006
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2 comments:
the only thing more boring than religion and its fake figure-heads is madonna, yet you combine the two and add a bomb threat and it becomes quite interesting!
johnny
lol. right, it's a fab trifecta!
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