Joan and Melissa: Tori Spelling ain't the brightest candle on the cake

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Despite being preggers, Tori still attempts to ride a bike. Let's hope the baby looks like her horndog hubby who also isn't the sharpest tool himself.

Anonymous said...: you're a meanie! it's ok to ride a bike! it's a beach cruizer, it's not like she's on a mountain bike going down a steep hill!

johnny; Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Nicole said...: they should have been struck sterile. the both of them.; Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Anonymous said...: I didn't know she was pregnant!

It's okay to ride a bike, but it's probably not the BEST decision...especially if you have no sense of balance or coordination!; Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Anonymous said...: LMAO - You can actually see her getting stupider as each picture progresses! Here's what the little thought bubbles should say:

Fig.1 - "Riding my bike, la la la la... Uh oh, bikey stoppy?"

Fig. 2 - "Pookieface, make it better! Broken bikey makey Tori sad."

Fig. 3 - "Meanie bikey! I give up - drive me home, it's time for my nappy."; Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Nicole said...: "Broken bikey makey Tori sad."

LOFL!; Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Nuray said...: OMG! Helena, that's some funny-ass shit!!!!!!!!; Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Anonymous said...: lol - what can I say, sometimes celebrity stupidity just inspires me :); Thursday, September 28, 2006
Anonymous said...: "Uh oh, bikey stoppy?"

OMG, that is too friggin' funny!; Friday, September 29, 2006