So...they didn't tie the knot?

WTF? I'm getting so confused, not to mention sick and tired of these two. Today, People mag is reporting that Anna and Howard had a commitment ceremony and exchanged vows. It wasn't a wedding, no marriage license was drawn up. Well, I'm at the point where I officially don't give a flying fuck.

Anna Nicole Smith and her longtime lawyer and confidant, Howard K. Stern, held a commitment ceremony in the Bahamas Thursday, her attorney, Michael Scott, tells the Associated Press.

"It was low-key, on a boat," a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. "It was a simple ceremony, exchanging vows."

According to a press release issued by TrimSpa, the diet-product company for which Smith is spokesperson, the couple "made a commitment before God to be there for one another, to be each other's strength during this difficult time. Although the ceremony was officiated, it was not a wedding and no marriage certificate was issued." [People]