"Jake and I couldn't last. He's a stay-at-home boy and I'm an out-on-the-town girl. We tried to spice things up--we had sex in cars, in the bathroom and even by the sea. The only place we didn't have the guts to try was in a walkway in a hotel because we thought we might get kicked out if we were caught." [news of the world/uk]Jeez. Mom must be soooooo proud.
Girl, if you gotta 'spice things up' with that hot piece of Brokeback ass, then something's seriously wrong with you. I'm just saying is all.
1 comment:
it's called he wasn't playing a role in brokeback.
johnny
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