2007: The Year Britney Went Batshit Insane

2007 has certainly been a year of crazy. The crazy was unleashed in epic proportions. Let's reminisce, shall we?

Britney goes batshit insane...

It would take a committee of hard-working Britneyologists to catalog the bullshit and craziness that Britney got herself into this year. So, let's just highlight the major crap...

1. Britney divorces K-Fed

In a surprising move,
Britney loses the K-Dead weight that's been dragging her down.
The word around town is,
she's finally seen the light and is getting her act together.
Little did we know that in just a few short months, KFed would prove to be the responsible, mature person/parent of the two.

2. Britney shaves head
During a weird night of partying , Britney stops by a local LA hair salon and asks for the Curly Stooge. When the owner of the salon refuses, Brit takes the shears into her own hands and does the deed. Days later she sports various ridiculous wigs, later followed by even more ridiculous hair extensions.

3. Britney enters/leaves/reenters rehab
On the advice of family and representation, Brit enters rehab for her obvious addiction issues. But she leaves after a few days. The goes back in. The Promises rehab center soon installs a revolving door for her convenience.

4. Britney's VMA appearance
Oh, what a douche-chill inducing thrill this was. Everyone said Brit wasn't ready for the performance. And they were right. She came out to a befuddled and confused audience, wowing them with an awful lip-syncing job and drunk-like dance moves.

5. Britney's Vaj-a-pocalypse
For the better part of 2007, Britney had a hard time keeping her vajayjay concealed. I'm now taking a cocktail of mood enhancers and tranquilizers to aid in the removal of the images from my cerebral cortex.