American Idol judge Paula Abdul once experienced theft at the hands of an obsessed fan, after a medical employee stole a sample of her urine. The 45-year-old was shocked when her doctor asked her to provide a second urine sample, because the specimen she had previously provided was taken by a member of hospital staff. She recalls, "Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynecologist and my doctor said, 'We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?' "I told him that I'd left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, 'This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.' Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it's a funny story." [newswatch 50, ny]
Not doin' it for ya? The pee pee stealing fan? No? How's this grab ya?
MARILYN MANSON is hoping to one day make a fortune from a childhood souvenir his foreskin. The shock rocker's mother, Barb Warner, has long been rumoured to have kept the foreskin from his circumcision in a small jar - and Manson admits it is all true, even joking about the potential value of such an item. He says, "It's in more of a contact lens case, kind of like a shriveled up Lifesaver.... If she ever came here, she would wave it around. We're hoping Sotheby's...one day." [pr inside]
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bidding for both items start at $2.
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