oh, Hugh. Get it together

Man... looks like Hugh Grant's stuck right in the middle of a mid-life crisis. Just buy the Porsche already and get the facelift. This is getting to be a little embarrassing, ol' chap.

British actor Hugh Grant stunned diners at a London restaurant recently when he romped with a mystery woman and a male pal in full view of the public. The star, 47, was enjoying a night out at Japanese restaurant Roka last Thursday with his friends, when the incident occurred. In photographs printed in the British tabloid the Daily Mirror on Friday, Grant can be seen kissing the woman while his pal caresses the inside of her thigh. Eyewitness Hannah Crow says, "It was disgusting. Hugh and the girl were completely going for it. It was brazen. But he didn't seem to care. Weirdly, the other guy tried to appear as if he wasn't doing anything. I've never seen anything like it. It wasn't normal ..."They sat on the sofa next to us with the girl in the middle. Soon, Hugh started snogging her full-on. Meanwhile the other guy was touching the girl's thigh. It was like Hugh accepted it. ... Hugh put his fingers in her mouth. She was sucking his fingers." [san fran chron]

Dang...