Monday, December 10, 2007

Way to go ruin the Oscars, sh!theads...

God, I hate this little caffeinated monkey... and he needs another gig like I need another love handle. Why, why, why won't he just retire already????

Regis Philbin is giving Ryan Seacrest a different kind of red carpet challenge. The Live host has been tapped for "who are you wearing?" duties during the official Academy Award preshow on ABC Feb. 24. ... "Regis is the perfect guy to serve as host," said Oscar producer Dennis Doty. "He knows everyone and everyone loves Regis! [I DON'T! --ed.] I'm thrilled that he has agreed to be the ringmaster for this year's extravaganza." The Philbin-powered preshow will air immediately before the 80th Annual Academy Awards—the half-hour the Academy exclusively reserves for ABC after all the other red carpet crews, including the E! team led by Seacrest, have to pack up their cameras. [eonline]




5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Little caffeinated monkey"!! LOL!!! Joan's on a roll tonight, folks!

Nicole said...

i can't take credit for that line -- letterman coined that phrase about regis.

Nuray said...

Regis needs to retire. He's been around entirely way too long.

Anonymous said...

i don't like him 'cause he always refers to himself in 3rd person.

johnny

Anonymous said...

how old is regis nowadays? 85? 90? AARP is calling, my friend...