I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

I always had this feeling that Tony Parker was nowhere near as into Eva Longoria as she was into him. He hardly ever showed up at her events. She hung on him like a rented tux. And she does all the damn talking -- he's just scenery.

Call me psychic. Check this shit out:

Cheating rumors are nothing new for San Antonio Spurs superstar guard Tony Parker and Desperate Housewives pint sized hottie Eva Longoria. This time they involve red hot model Alexandra Paressant...The 26-year old 5'10" French model claim to fame has so far been that she is soccer star Ronaldinho's girlfriend, though he wound up suing her for her claims that they were hot an heavy during the World Cupand it affected his play... Now Paressant tells the photo agency that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months after tony and Eva's wedding. The website report: "According to Alex, she and Tony were introduced by superstar French soccer player Thierry Henry at the huge July 7 nuptials last summer. They exchanged phone calls for a couple months and then saw each other in Paris at the end of September (while Tony was in town to receive the Legion of Honor) and in San Antonio in October." Te online report claims that Alex has given X17online samples of what she says are text messages with Tony exchanged at the end of September, just after the two slept together. Wild claims from the model, expect denials from Tony soon. [nat'l ledger]

from us weekly:

"We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things," she said.

"She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne."

She told x17 that Parker felt obligated to wed Longoria, 32, because "everybody has to get married at a point, but [for him] it is still time to enjoy life."

When asked if Longoria knew about the fling, Paressant said, "I don't think she knew about it. She seems quite jealous."