...and the winners are:

If you watched the E! footage (and not the slowed-down, poor-excuse-for-infotainment on NBC with Nancy O'Dell and the ick-factor that is Billy Bush), then you saw history in the making. The first-ever cancellation of the Golden Globes ceremony brought us the strangest "let's get this over with" awards presentation ever. The Golden Globe winners were announced, without any fanfare or 'presentation'. In fact, I'm pretty sure that Red Bull gave Mary Hart wings; her improvisation was not only bizarre, but creepily chipper and out of place. Here's the low down:

Best Motion Drama

• American Gangster
• Atonement
• Eastern Promises
• The Great Debaters
• Michael Clayton
• No Country For Old Men
• There Will Be Blood

Best Motion Picture Musical Or Comedy

• Across The Universe
• Charlie Wilson's War
• Hairspray
• Juno
• Sweeney Todd

Best Director

• Tim Burton, Sweeney Todd
• Joel And Ethan Coen, No Country For Old Men
• Julian Schnabel, The Diving Bell And The Butterfly
• Ridley Scott, American Gangster
• Joe Wright, Atonement

Best Actor In A Motion Picture Drama

• George Clooney, Michael Clayton
• Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
• James McAvoy, Atonement
• Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises
• Denzel Washington, American Gangster

Best Actress In A Motion Picture Drama

• Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
• Julie Christie, Away From Her
• Jodie Foster, The Brave One
• Angelina Jolie, A Mighty Heart
• Keira Knightley, Atonement

Best Actor In A Motion Picture Musical Or Comedy

• Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
• Ryan Gosling, Lars And The Real Girl
• Tom Hanks, Charlie Wilson's War
• Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Savages
• John C. Reilly, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Best Actress In A Motion Picture Musical Or Comedy

• Amy Adams, Enchanted
• Nikki Blonsky, Hairspray
• Helena Bonham Carter, Sweeney Todd
• Marion Cotillard, La Vie En Rose
• Ellen Page, Juno

Best Supporting Actor In A Motion Picture

• Casey Affleck, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
• Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men
• Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson's War
• John Travolta, Hairspray
• Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton

Best Supporting Actress In A Motion Picture

• Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
• Julia Roberts, Charlie Wilson's War
• Saiorse Ronan, Atonement
• Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone
• Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

Best Drama TV Series

• Big Love
• Damages
• Grey's Anatomy
• Mad Men [does anyone watch this?]
  
• The Tudors

Best Musical Or Comedy TV Series

• 30 Rock
• Californication
• Entourage
• Extras [shocking. but, because it's the Foreign Press voting and Ricky Gervais has a lot of cred combined with the fact that this was Extras' last season, the choice was actually obvious.]
  
• Pushing Daisies

Best Actor In A Drama Series

• Michael C. Hall, Dexter
• Jon Hamm, Mad Men [again, who's watching?]
  
• Hugh Laurie, House
• Bill Paxton, Big Love
• Jonathan Rhys Meyers, The Tudors

Best Actress In A Drama Series

• Patricia Arquette, Medium
• Glenn Close, Damages
• Minnie Driver, The Riches
• Edie Falco, The Sopranos
• Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
• Holly Hunter, Saving Grace
• Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Best Actor In A Musical Or Comedy TV Series

• Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
• Steve Carell, The Office
• David Duchovny, Californication [Esqueeze me? Baking powder? David Duwho what what? Winning over Carell, Baldwin and Gervais? The votes were definitely tabulated incorrectly.]
  
• Ricky Gervais, Extras
• Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies

Best Actress In A Musical Or Comedy TV Series

• Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
• America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
• Tina Fey, 30 Rock [THERE IS A GOD!]
  
• Anna Friel, Pushing Daisies
• Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds

Best Supporting Actor In A Series, Miniseries, Or TV Movie

• Ted Danson, Damages
• Kevin Dillon, Entourage
• Jeremy Piven, Entourage
• Andy Serkis, Longford
• William Shatner, Boston Legal
• Donald Sutherland, Dirty Sexy Money

Best Supporting Actress In A Series, Miniseries, Or TV Movie

• Rose Byrne, Damages
• Rachel Griffith, Brothers & Sisters
• Katherine Heigl, Grey's Anatomy
• Samantha Morton, Longford
• Anna Paquin, Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
• Jaime Pressly, My Name Is Earl