Joan & Melissa Do the Globes

Melissa and I put on our prediction caps and discuss the film nominations for this year's Golden Globes... Tune in this Sunday to see who really won. ;)

Best Motion Picture - Drama
American Gangster
Atonement
Eastern Promises
The Great Debaters
Michael Clayton
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood

JOAN : I'm thinkin' either No Country for Old Men or There Will Be Blood. (Moreso the former.)

MELISSA : No Country for Old Men will prob take it

MELISSA : although i'd love to see the Viggo flick, Eastern Promises win

JOAN : Neither of which I have a desire to see... but I love the actors in them

JOAN : of course you do, he does sit ups naked in it

MELISSA : i want to see Eastern, there is a minute total naked fight, viggo both frontal and behind nudity

JOAN : i knew that was the reason

JOAN : you're so transparent

MELISSA : you got me!

JOAN : lol

Best Performance by an
Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama
Cate Blanchett Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie Away From Her
Jodie Foster The Brave One
Angelina Jolie A Mighty Heart
Keira Knightley Atonement

MELISSA : i say my girl, Angelina

JOAN: I was gonna say Keira... but after last night's Critic's Choice, I'm going with Julie Christie.

JOAN : Did anyone see that Jodie Foster movie???

JOAN : For some reason, I don't think Angie's gonna pull this one out

MELISSA : i dont think angie will win either

MELISSA : i dont think the movie got the recognition they thought it would

MELISSA : i didn't see that jodie foster movie.

MELISSA : did you?

JOAN : no. i don't know why. the book did very well.

JOAN : nope. and i won't.

JOAN : *yawn*

MELISSA : sayid is in it

JOAN : hmm. that might change my mind.

Best Performance by an
Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama
George Clooney Michael Clayton
Daniel Day-Lewis There Will Be Blood
James McAvoy Atonement
Viggo Mortensen Eastern Promises
Denzel Washington American Gangster

JOAN : well, i think we both know we're biased here.

MELISSA : uh.... dur... who do you think i want to win?!?!?

JOAN : who do u think I want to win?

JOAN : lol

MELISSA : right

JOAN : But it's definitely Day-Lewis

JOAN : The others might as well stay home. Um, wait -- they will be home.

MELISSA : they will. sucks for us

JOAN : totally

Best Motion Picture
- Musical Or Comedy
Across The Universe
Charlie Wilson's War
Hairspray
Juno
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

MELISSA : i have no desire to see any of these

MELISSA : ESP hairspray

MELISSA : with that jarhead

JOAN : lofl. jarhead.

JOAN : i agree.

JOAN : and i bet that wins

MELISSA : ew

MELISSA : you think?

MELISSA : how awful if it does

JOAN : john travolta in drag looks like my sis in law

MELISSA : ouch

MELISSA : lol

JOAN : the truf hurts

MELISSA : it do

Best Performance by an
Actress in a Motion Picture
- Musical or Comedy
Amy Adams Enchanted
Nikki Blonsky Hairspray
Helena Bonham Carter Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Marion Cotillard La Vie En Rose
Ellen Page Juno

JOAN : if marion cotillard doesn't win, she was robbed

MELISSA : hmmmm. no clue

MELISSA : i didn't see la vie

JOAN : they uglied her up but good

MELISSA : they do a good job of that

Best Performance by an
Actor in a Motion Picture -
Musical Or Comedy
Johnny Depp Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Ryan Gosling Lars and the Real Girl
Tom Hanks Charlie Wilson's War
Philip Seymour Hoffman The Savages
John C. Reilly Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

MELISSA : JOHNNY!!!!!

JOAN : how in the world did lars and the real girl get nominated?

MELISSA : omg, what a dumb premise for a flick?!?!?

MELISSA : how stoopit

JOAN : and to be critically acclaimed.

JOAN : ?

MELISSA : awful

JOAN : i agree, johnny. for his body of work.

MELISSA : all shit do not smell like roses, people

Best Performance by an
Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Cate Blanchett I'm Not There
Julia Roberts Charlie Wilson's War
Saoirse Ronan Atonement
Amy Ryan Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton Michael Clayton

MELISSA : either cate or tilda.

MELISSA : but i think cate will take it

JOAN : i'm gonna say amy ryan

JOAN : just bec she won last night

MELISSA : did you see any of these?

JOAN : nope

MELISSA : me neither

Best Performance by an
Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Casey Affleck The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
Javier Bardem No Country For Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman Charlie Wilson's War
John Travolta Hairspray
Tom Wilkinson Michael Clayton

JOAN : bardem

MELISSA : javiar

MELISSA : yup

JOAN : bingo.

MELISSA : i gotta see that flick

MELISSA : he's dating penelope

MELISSA : supposedly

JOAN : i know and the pics of them making out are HOT

MELISSA : LOL!

JOAN : jesus. they are def INTO each other

MELISSA : did you see the music video she made with her sister where they MAKE OUT?!?!

JOAN : way better match than TC

JOAN : THAT'S HER SISTER?

MELISSA : uh YEAH!

JOAN : ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

JOAN : ugh.

MELISSA : i'll find the link

JOAN : now, really... is that nece?

MELISSA : check it out!

JOAN : k, not only is it her sis. but it's in her bro's video

JOAN : ick

JOAN : just ick.

MELISSA : nasty

JOAN : god, u can hardly tell who's who...

JOAN : they look so much alike.

MELISSA : they look very much alike

MELISSA : yeah

MELISSA : good genes

JOAN : why why why would they do this????

MELISSA : i have no idea

MELISSA : that's beyond disgusting

JOAN : it's not just making out. as if that's not bad enough

JOAN : i have a totally different opinion of her now.

MELISSA : i think guys might like her even more now

MELISSA : lol

JOAN : well, sure.

JOAN : k. next topic

Best Director - Motion Picture
Tim Burton Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Ethan Coen, Joel Coen No Country For Old Men
Julian Schnabel The Diving Bell And The Butterfly
Ridley Scott American Gangster
Joe Wright Atonement

JOAN : coens

MELISSA : for sure!