I don't get it.

I don't get these LV ads. I mean, we're supposed to wanna wear this crap, right? I dunno, those shoes look booby-trapped to me. [Oh, and Madonna -- we get it, you're bendy -- enough already.]

(Melissa) And I have to add: HOLY SHIT for the love of my EYESIGHT, PLEASSSSSE close your damn legs, dude! I do not need to see you stretching your legs up to your veiny face as you look into the camera with some creepy-ass bedroom eyes. Keep that shit on the DL for A.Rod. We do not need to see it. DAMN!