Please let this be true. PLEASSSSSSSE.

Now, in demented news of the day, the Cruises and Beckhams are supposedly gon' git hitched, y'all. Man, I soooo hope this is true.

Tom Cruise is to merge his family with Victoria and David Beckham's in a special ceremony.

The Valkyrie actor will hold the bizarre service – during which the families vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches - at his wife Katie Holmes' New York town house.

The gesture serves as a Thanksgiving present from Tom - who has two adopted teenage children, Isabella and Connor, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman and a two-year-old daughter, Suri, with Katie - to the showbiz couple.

A source said: "Tom and David have been friends for years and they and their families spend a lot of time together.

"This year Tom wanted to make a special gesture that would show how much he appreciates their friendship and he thought this would be the perfect way."

Tom, 46, is also building a replica of the LA Lakers' Staples Centre basketball court in the Beckhams' garden for the soccer ace and his sons Brooklyn, nine, Romeo, six, and Cruz, three. [Live News]