Katie knew she had contracted something... Perhaps the spirit of Xenu entered her chaste body. Is she strong enough to fight off the powers of Scientology, especially when it is being channeled through the uber-force that is the toothy Tom Cruise?
Pensive and distracted, Katie continues to play the role she was chosen for: Tom's lady friend, arm candy, no longer Joey from Dawson's Creek but not yet a woman either. Where is this world heading?
"Don't worry, those stars I gave you have healing powers, Katie."
Heal this.
Friday, May 06, 2005
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
3 comments:
I like the pic where she has on those huge specs!
Johnny
I didn't even realize these were links to pictures until I read Johnny's comment. Those mouth sores are NASTY! And the glasses are enormous. What is it with celebs and huge eyewear?
Maybe celebrities have big eyes.
Johnny
Post a Comment