Friday, November 03, 2006

DSW

DSW apparently stands for: DISGUSTING SHOE WAREHOUSE... Not only can you buy said disgusting shoes, but you can be sure to pay beaucoup bucks for them, too. (Oh, and please don't mind the bad-ass pedi on the model -- she's been drinking herself out of house and home lately and can't afford a professional job.)

$69.95!

$69.95!

$99.95! BTW, KATE FUCKING SPADE!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

first of all, the shoes are disguisting... second of all, the girl modeling couldn't get a pedicure, and maybe a shave? see a little growth on that last pic :)

johnny

Anonymous said...

And you wonder how the paparazzi catches celebs wearing the most bizarre crap. Put a designer name on it and charge a lot, and everyone will think it's the new IT thing.

BTW--your feet look fine, Nicole.

-K

Anonymous said...

I find these pictures to be troubling and I am deeply saddened by the designers' flagrant disregard for aesthetically pleasing design.

The pedi looks fine, though...it's just the shoes that ruin the pics. :)

Anonymous said...

I can't even begin to describe how aghast I am at those shittious shoe designs. Being a fan of martinis and palm trees I am highly offended.

-Al

Anonymous said...

OMG those are freakin hideous! my little girl walked in while I was reading this post though and said "Ooh, I like those shoes." Uh-oh.

Oh, and the feet look just fine.

Anonymous said...

sorry nicole, i thought i was making fun of nuray :)

johnny

Anonymous said...

lol. nah, no harm, no foul... i figured since the shoes were god awful, the shabby pedi was the least of the problem. ;0

Anonymous said...

The pedi's actually quite cute!

Johnny