His Love is Toxic

You knew it was only a matter of time, right? You had to know now that KFed's sugar mama cut him loose, he was going to do whatever he could to earn some cash... So, KFed's going the Pam and Tommy route, by letting loose an apparently naughty video the two filmed on their honeymoon. Needless to say, BritBrit is not too pleased:

BRITNEY Spears enraged ex is claimed to be hawking a sex video he made on their honeymoon for the fee of $65 million.Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and a film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world...One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it."...Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a payoff and custody of their children...Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the... singer performing a series of explicit sex acts. The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games. It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles. [Daily Telegraph/AU]

Couple of questions: First, what "wholesome image"? Is she for real? That went out the window when she wrapped that snake around her neck and pranced around the stage with a wedgie hiked so far up her ass her proctologist was able to make his diagnosis from his armchair. Second, um... do you think they went all Screech and did a Dirty Sanchez? Just wondering.... [turns out the pic below is not her and KFed, just a remarkable fake.]