It's official!

If there were any doubts that the nuptials were 'faked' in anyway... this picture can serve as solid proof the wacky pair have gone and hitched themselves to one another.

Here are some observations:

• It's miraculous, ain't it? How the photographer managed to cut Katie off at the ankles to make her the same height as Tom?
• Tom's tux is Navy Blue. Um... Eiw.
• The veil is splendid... but the gown, well, didn't you imagine it to be more specatcular? It is Armani after all.
• Are they in some sort of dungeon? Why this back drop for the 1st official wedding pic realeased to the press? There had to be a better background in the fabulous setting.
• Katie's matron of honor was her sister, Nancy Blaylock.
• Tom's best man was his best friend, the head of the Church of Scientology David Miscavige.
• Holmes presented her new husband with a $23,000 watch engraved with an "I love you" message on the back.

So... some funny things about said wedding I heard while watching the MSNBC news coverage:

• Brooke Shields bought the couple a blender as a gift. LOL. Last laugh.
• The kiss apparently was so gratuitous that the guests yelled "Stop!"
• Toms's shirt was cut from the same fabric as Katie's gown. Weirdness.
• Posh's hat upstaged the bride.
• The couple was actually 'legally' wed one week prior to the ceremony, in LA by a civil servant.