Monday, March 10, 2008

The Cry of Despair Heard 'Round the World

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It can't be true. It can't. It just can't. (I'll be in a fetal position for the rest of the day, chewing on a blanket in case you need to reach me.)

George Clooney is reportedly finally set to give up bachelordom - and marry his lover, Sarah Larson. The self-confessed marriage-shy actor is, according to inside reports, already engaged to Sarah, whom he met when she served him drinks at the Palm Casino Hotel in Las Vegas. One restaurant worker in Laglio, the town where Clooney has a villa, said: ‘They haven’t made any announcement yet, but there are people in this town who know more than me. They say the couple are already engaged.’ [marie claire/uk]


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL! LOVING the chewing on blanket comment here! so sorry to hear about this, but remember this: the divorce rate IS up...

Anonymous said...

wow, he really should try not to be photographed with her too often. standing next to her, he looks kinda...old.

and, nicole--it ain't ovah 'til it's ovah. they haven't even walked down the aisle. you still have plenty of time to break them up and get in on clooney's lunk (among other things).

Nicole said...

i stole the line from you, hel. i only wish i had the pure genius to coin it. lol.

peg, very true. he should date older women. like moi. and he'd be a fucking hero, too - since i'm plus-sized!

Anonymous said...

marriage made perfect sense 400 yrs ago when till death do you part meant you were married till 24!

johnny