Kady's Britney impression may be dead-on, but her performance last night was lackluster. "Who Wants to Live Forever" was entirely too big for her. She shot too high. And as far as Kristy, like Simon says: She's forgettable. I don't know why Randy and Paula liked her crap-ass rendition of "Faithfully," but it won't take her to the Top 12.
Oh, Luke. Cute though you may be, looks are not enough to cover the fact that you are teh suck. That castrati tone in your voice is enough to give me douche chills. And really, if you are going to pick a Wham song, haven't you heard of Careless Whisper? Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go? Really? See ya! And David... Our sweet, stripper David. Since the boys were sooooo good the other night, your dull performance may have sealed your fate. The only thing that can save you is the inexplicable distaste for Jacuzzi (Chicieze). He shouldn't go in your place... but stranger things have happened. (Why is the Overmeyer love still coursing through the judges' veins???)
Course, opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, and they all stink. Tune in to find out who's offed tonite.
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poor kady. why does simon pick on the hot chicks?
johnny
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