On the finale of E!'s Living Lohan, cameras followed 14-year-old Ali Lohan as she went on an audition for the horror movie Trolls. Unbeknownst to Ali, she auditioned for Peter Davy, director of such adult flicks as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone, TMZ.com reported Wednesday. “Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past," her rep tells Usmagazine.com. "If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong called it quits this weekend after a three-month romance that went public when they were spotted in Austin, Texas in mid-May, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports. "There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things," a source close to the couple tells Us. "There is no hatred, just sadness."
On 7/23, my gal pal Miss Jen and I got to cross something off our life list… that something was seeing George Michael in concert. It was something we’d talked about doing for 8 years. And during those 8 years, considering the state ol’ Georgie boy had gotten himself into, we were pretty sure that seeing him was a near impossibility. But the planets aligned, the heavens parted, and there we were – realizing our big, gay dream. So, join us in a blow-by-blow (mind the cheeky pun) of what was a right good show, indeed.
Joan: Well, Jenny – I can hardly believe it’s finally come to pass. Pinch me, am I dreaming?
Jen: Pinch! Our big, gay, wonderful dream finally came true. Even if we were on THE VERY top row of Madison Square Garden. Like, we couldn't BE further from the stage. There was nobody behind us! So we could stand up and dance if we wanted to... although if we did, a part of the ceiling blocked a bit of the view. That's right folks: the CEILING of MSG. :-)
Joan: That guy, with the long white beard and flowing cloak... I think he was God. But I digress. Georgie boy was in top form -- he looked great, sounded great, and the set direction was better than any Broadway show I've seen... The focal point of the stage was a giant screen that rolled up over the floor and up to the top of his set like a giant roll of film. Images from his videos would play in the background then entire show, while a smattering of colorful graphics were interlaced throughout. Whoever his set designer was is a genius. What amazed Jen and I was that his band was set up in a 3-story format at the back of the stage... leaving him to occupy the bulk of the space himself. And if ever a man could fill that space -- it was George.
Jen: It was a real testament to George's talent: the stage was just fabulous lighting, video and graphics, and HIM. No backup dancers, the band (which was solid, and kickin'!) pretty much out of sight -- just a man who, at 45, can still shake it and sing his ASS off and carry a 2-hour plus show all by himself. You tell me how many of today's "artists" can pull that off. The set designers were indeed genius, and so was whoever put together this show. They know what the audience wanted to see: just George. And the man delivered, in spades. I don't think he hit even one wrong note. What a gift from God that voice is. His salvation, and ours too!
Joan: Can't agree more... He was just brilliant. And he pulled out a few surprises... well for us, anyway. We were delighted he chose some of the better Wham numbers -- there was not a "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" in sight. (Thank God.) He chose instead: A Different Corner, Everything She Wants, I'm Your Man, and of course, Careless Whisper -- which he didn't have to sing... the mostly female audience did it for him -- and not a note off key. He played a nice mix of his solo career -- digging back to Kissing a Fool and Faith to Amazing and Absolutely Flawless (when the stadium went pink, baby -- and fabulously gay). I did miss Praying for Time and Waiting for that Day... But, aside from that -- I'd relive that set list again and again and...
Jen: ...and Amen to that, sista! He really picked songs that played to his longtime loyal fan base. Obscure songs that we love and know, like Kissing A Fool (O..M..G) and Star People and Everything She Wants (the 3 I wanted to hear most, and he did them). He. Was. Awesome. Absolutely flawless!!!
Joan: All and all... a fantastic show. I wish we didn't have to wait 17 years to see it, but I sure am glad we got the chance to get funky ;)
American Idol host Ryan Seacrest revealed on his radio show Monday that he was bitten by a shark while in the ocean over the weekend. He said he was about eight feet out from a beach in about four feet of water when the bite happened.
According to Seacrest, "I thought (the shark) was a stick...I wasn't sure what happened."
He says that's when he saw it swim away.
Seacrest apparently wasn't too hurt. He claimed he was in pain, but just needed an Advil.
"There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!" [On Air]
"We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music. I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I've dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let's go. I said to her, 'Let's handle this - let's stay in the rhythm. Don't let the contraction be more than you'. We ended up having an epidural because, on the large contractions, the umbilical cord was being compressed. They went in and tried the vacuum. This is where I learned - and no one tells you this - but having a baby is a bloody, pukey, sweaty, primeval thing! And I mean that as a beautiful thing. It is wild. But the vacuum didn't work, and the doctor said, 'C-section.' I cut the umbilical cord and I said, 'Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we'd been right all along about him being a boy." [stuff.co.nz]
With sources confirming Jennifer Garner is four months pregnant with her second child with Ben Affleck, the couple are being praised as loving, attentive parents. [people]
Consider this piece “Abuse, Explained.”
But we think we’ve figured all of it out. Why Christian has such vengeance and hatred for his own mother. Everything can pretty much be explained by the following sentence, taken from the UK newspaper, The Sun:
Mum Jenny, 61 — a part-time clown — is said to have claimed she was pushed over during the row, which broke out in –
Hold on, hold on. Repeat that first part again?
Mum Jenny, 61 — a part-time clown.
I see. Christian Bale’s mother… IS A F**KING CLOWN. And please, allow us to remind you:
The Joker? Also a clown of sorts.
So let me see if I get this straight: A method actor plays a superhero who battles a demented clown. This actor is also in the stages of mourning the death of said clown actor. And this same actor, exhausted from working constantly, now lashes out against his mother, who is also a clown, after she talks sh*t about his wife?
In other words, Batman:Joker::Christian Bale:His Mom The Clown. And really, can you blame him? Clowns are goddamned terrifying. We’re amazed he was able to restrain himself so well. Christian Bale is still a hero, folks! Sleep easy tonight.
On June 19, Jack Wagner, 48, showed his devotion to Heather Locklear by driving her to Arizona for treatment at the Sierra Tucson rehab facility. Once she completes her inpatient program, he wants to prove his love again — by asking her to be his wife! “Jack wants to marry Heather as soon as her issues are under control. He’s already spoken to her therapists,” a friend reveals, noting that Heather will surely say yes. “After Jack came to visit, she realized how in love they are,” the pal says, adding that Heather would love a small beach wedding. [in touch]
Salma Hayek has broken off her engagement with billionaire François-Henri Pinault, her rep has confirmed. "We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled," Salma's rep tells USA Today. "There will be no further comment." [ok]
In a shocking new development, OK! has learned exclusively that Britney Spears has ended her battle to win back custody of her children, Sean Preston and Jayden James, from ex-husband Kevin Federline. In an exclusive interview with OK!, Kevin's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both Britney and Kevin reached and signed off on a settlement in their custody case today. Kaplan tells OK!, "At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner." Kaplan adds, "Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving." [ok]
Look, if Lindsay and Samantha are not dating -- why are they always together? I mean, I love my hos -- but I'm not with them every second of the day. These two are photographed together more often than Kim Kardashian and her big ass. So, if these two are dating -- why not admit it already? Sheesh. And why the hell are they photographed so much? It makes as much sense as how the cast of The Hills got famous -- for nuttin'. Absolutely nuttin'. And who the hell watches that dopey ass show anyhow? The only thing it's good for is watching it lampooned on a weekly basis by Joe McHale on The Soup.
It seems hard to believe that this is the same actress whose portrayal of the Queen won her an Oscar. Yet this was no retouched studio shot, with the only work to transform her toned body having been carried out during gruelling hours in the gym. Dame Helen is holidaying in Puglia, on the southern tip of Italy, with her film director husband Taylor Hackford, 63. [daily mail]
Andy Dick was arrested early Wednesday outside a bar in Murrieta, Calif., on drug and sexual battery charges after he allegedly lifted a 17-year-old girl's top in the parking lot, police said. The 42-year-old comedian, described by police as "extremely intoxicated at the time of his arrest," was later released on $5,000 bail from the Riverside County jail. ... The officers stopped a truck leaving the parking lot and witnesses identified Dick in a "curbside lineup" as one of the truck passengers who had "battered" a 17-year-old girl, according to the police statement. [people]
Katherine Heigl could be killed off Grey's Anatomy next season, a well-placed source tells Us Weekly in its latest issue. The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn’t feel she was “given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination. In response to Heigl’s griping, staffers are considering giving her character, Dr. Izzie Stevens, a brain tumor. “[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,” the source tells Us. “It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.” Still, there’s good news for fans sad to see Izzie suffer: newly single Jeffrey Dean Morgan will reprise his role as hunky patient Denny Duquette, whom Izzie will see in visions brought on by the tumor. [us weekly]Denny! Oh, Sweet Sweet Denny. You're the only thing good about the Izzie storyline.
Joey's beige hanky on his right wrist: According to the Gay Hanky Code, this means he's a rimmee!
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