Friday, July 04, 2008

Love Quadrangle Du Jour



Oh, man. This is some hot-ass gossip. This is like a J&M chat fest -- we need a ciggie after learning of this sweet gem. Apparently, and I don't even care if it's true -- because the possibility of it being true is good enough, this Madonna and A.Rod. this is heating up. I ignored it for days, because there have been reports of her marriage on the fritz for-ever. And frankly, yawn. No one expected her to stay with Guy even this long. She's Madonna. She needs a new dose of strange every once in a while. Well, it wasn't until Guy followed her to NYC (where supposedly she and A.Rod. have been beddin' down) that I started paying attention. Then, the NY Post drops this little delicious bomb:

Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez's marriage is kaput, sources told The Post. A-Rod's wife, Cynthia, has been shacked up with rocker Lenny Kravitz in Paris....The stunning news emerged a day after revelations that Alex Rodriguez has been paying late-night visits to Madonna's Upper West Side apartment. The game of musical celebrity beds has effectively ended the randy Rodriguez's already-shaky marriage, even though divorce papers have not been filed, sources said. Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz's pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night. Meanwhile, A-Rod has been in New York with the Bronx Bombers, reading headlines about his numerous visits to Madonna's Upper West Side apartment, which were first reported by Us Weekly on Tuesday.... The Material Girl and her two sons attended a Yankee game two weeks ago, sitting in Rodriguez's personal seats with their mutual agent, Guy Oseary, who also has worked with Kravitz. Rodriguez recently has been studying kabbalah, the Jewish mystical practice whose adherents include Madonna and Ritchie, according to sources. [ny post]


Now, y'all remember that Lenny's been on a celibacy pact for years now... Apparently, he's finally found the woman to break it with. Seriously though, if I were Madge, I woulda tapped Lenny's ass. Never mind A.Rod. And poor Guy... who knew he'd end up the cuckold? He better start shacking up stat.

Seriously, someone gimme a cigarette.


3 comments:

Unknown said...

poor a-rod. everybody else gets someone attractive to sleep with, he gets washed up, dried-up maddona.

Nuray said...

VADGE!

Anonymous said...

I'm like you: I didn't pay this one any heed at first, yada yada yada. But JEEZ if this one's true, we haven't had a Hollywood round of Musical Beds like this in a long time! And it promises to just get uglier and juicier. Like a gift dropped in J&M's laps!!! ;-) Guess Madonna always goes back to the Latino men that she craves deep down... poor Guy!
~Jen