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Look, if Lindsay and Samantha are not dating -- why are they always together? I mean, I love my hos -- but I'm not with them every second of the day. These two are photographed together more often than Kim Kardashian and her big ass. So, if these two are dating -- why not admit it already? Sheesh. And why the hell are they photographed so much? It makes as much sense as how the cast of The Hills got famous -- for nuttin'. Absolutely nuttin'. And who the hell watches that dopey ass show anyhow? The only thing it's good for is watching it lampooned on a weekly basis by Joe McHale on The Soup.