Nigel's a Perve

At first, it was just a few times. I was willing to sweep it under the rug. But, now -- it's every Goddamn Wednesday and Thursday night... I believe what we got here is a bona fide pervy sitch.

If you watch So You Thing You Can Dance like we do, you'll no doubt have picked up on the horniness that is Nigel. He cannot help himself to comment on each female dancer's physical attributes. It's like he has horny tourette's. And it's gettin' to be ri-goddamn-diculous.

It's not just us -- TWOP noticed it too:

Hip-hop and pop choreographer Dan Karaty is judging tonight, along with ballroom expert Mary Murphy and executive producer and skeevy pervert Nigel Lythgoe. The dancers have been paired into ten couples, who have picked their dance styles randomly. After viewers vote, the three couples with the fewest amount of votes will go before the judges, to dance solo routines, and one guy and one girl are going home.

If it bugs you, too -- let us know in the comments section.

Also, someone needs to muzzle Mary -- I have to put her mouth on mute to be able to make it through the show. Same goes for that giant Barbie -- Cat Deely (who I am sure is a fake Brit. That is not a real accent. No one in Britain says: "Jidges"). And then Mia -- last week -- I forget who she said it to, but it was a ridiculous comment: "I love you so much I want to stab you." Seriously, the SYTYCD producers need some serious meeting time to discuss putting the entire cast (minus the dancers) on mood-altering drugs.