Tuesday, August 02, 2005

'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy...


...and now, from the annals of 'WHAT THE FUCK?" comes a truly random story about guitar legend and master acid tripper, Jimi Hendrix. Apparently, it has come to light that Jimi
"lied about being gay to get out of the U.S. Army and pursue his true love -- music, according to a new biography of the rock legend....He claimed he was discharged after 13 months after breaking his ankle in a parachuting drill, but military records showed he was discharged for "homosexual tendencies." According to the records, he told the base psychiatrist he had sexual fantasies about his bunkmates, grew addicted to masturbating and was in love with a member of his squad." [Reuters]
More proof that Hendrix was waaaay ahead of his time, not only evidenced by his irreverent stylings but his well-crafted ability to make and excuse. He was here, he faked being queer...oh, you know the rest. --Joan

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummm... I think it's funny that in the pic it looks like his loins are on fire :)

I wonder if I can use the same excuse to get out of work?

Johnny

Anonymous said...

Didn't see the heading at first! That's really clever :)

Johnny

Anonymous said...

and i quote:
"He was here, he faked being queer..."
Heard it, read it..... Y is every one so adamant about him FAKING FAGNESS?
It's been clear that he was bi, why not gay?
Like most bi men are n e way...........But thats a whole 'nother Dr. Phil....
buddhamoonman