Tuesday, April 18, 2006

BREAKING NEWS!!! THE CHILD IS BORN...


All hail Xenu!
The TomKitten has arrived...


Tuesday, April 18, 2006; Posted: 7:33 p.m. EDT (23:33 GMT)
"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...had a baby girl Tuesday...The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long...The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said....

Details surrounding the birth, which was planned under the tenets of the Church of Scientology as a silent procedure, weren't disclosed. (Full story)" [CNN]

MORE TO COME...

UPDATE: 11:05PM ET -- TMZ cameras were outside Tom and Katie's home in Beverly Hills. We caught paparazzi milling around the grounds and cars going in and out. Word is the black Excursion in the video going into Tom's home is his. We spotted that same Excursion leaving the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre shortly before that. [TMZ]

UPDATE: Word of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby spread later Tuesday, with the couple's publicist confirming the birth around 4 p.m. (PT). It was not immediately known which baby, Shields' or Cruise's, debuted first. Both were girls, both were about the same size and weight, both were born at Santa Monica-UCLA Medical Center. In fact, according to Access Hollywood, both were born on the very same hospital floor. [YAHOO]

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW a baby at 11 months gestation should be bigger than 7 lb. 7 oz.

Nicole said...

this is what i'm sayin!

Nicole said...

Well, we got two today, didn't we? Let's go...
Brooke Shields and her husband Chris -- both of whom
made it through life with normal names -- have named
their new daughter Grier. Eeeuuw. There is nothing
pretty about that! And what's her nickname gonna be?
Griery? How dreary. Brooke, you disappoint me. Blech.
And, of course, the TomKat baby made her debut. But I
gotta say, Suri isn't horrible. Not great, but not
awful, compared to most celebrity names these days.
Although, when you say "Suri", it makes you want to
continue on, "...with the fringe on top." Right?
:-)
And now we can await the Brangelina baby naming. But
we KNOW that will be something off the wall, so it may
not warrant a rant just because we know this ahead of
time. Hell, I'll probably freak if they give that baby
a normal name...

JLev out.

[posted for jen c/o nicole]

Nuray said...

Love that we're getting posts in "care of" us!!! Go J&M!!!! :)

Anonymous said...

nicole, did you need a moment to come to terms with the man of your dreams having a child with another woman?

johnny

Nicole said...

john, what will it take for you to believe i'm not in love with tom cruise?

Anonymous said...

Ha! with the fringe on top. heehee.