Saturday, April 15, 2006

Can you say: TMI?
















As if we didn't know enough about TomKat, now we're getting details on their sex life...
Tom Cruise enjoys a "spectacular" sex life with his pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes, because they have such good communications skills. The Hollywood actor reveals his sex secrets in the May issue of GQ magazine, declaring the physical act is a "by-product" of a successful pairing. Cruise enthuses, "Sex is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it's an extension of that. Where it's just free. And that's how it should be. It's spectacular. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks. (Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely." [imdb]
It seems there's no declaration too intimate for Cruise to reveal of late. He seems more than eager to divulge details most of us really don't care to know. But, how come he's the one always doing the talking? Does Katie have anything to say whatsoever? Or does she have to stay on script?




If you were one of the unlucky viewers of last night's Primetime, you'll have seen the Diane Sawyer interview with Tom Cruise. His insane laughter and hyperactivity made for an uncomfortable sit-down. He didn't say anything truly remarkable or telling, but did manage to cement the fact that he's become so unusual and eccentric that he's barely recognizable as Tom Cruise.

One outrageous claim he made was that his current status (Level 7 Operative Thetan) affords him the ability to stave off illness. It was not mentioned how he manages to do so, just that he hasn't had a cold in as along as he can remember. I'm sure it has something to do with the liquid Xenu he imbibes every morning...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The next level of Thetan beholds immortality.

Johnny

Anonymous said...

If there is a God in heaven, won't he please strike this A-Hole down with some sort of disfiguring ailment? Leprosy? The plague? Gout?

Nuray said...

Just lightning would suffice.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking a bit of leprosy with a touch of flesh-eating disease might work. Hell, he can probably heal himself in three days with some vitamins and a nice colonic, right?

Peg

Anonymous said...

Yes, Tom, I find my best sex is "Where it's just free," too. I hate paying young celebs to pretend to love me and have my child. Good for you and your "free" sex.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...

Weird comment being that it's coming from the wife of a successfull actor!

Johnny