Monday, January 22, 2007

Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs


Paula Abdul tries to explain her odd behavior whilst digger herself a deeper grave:
Paula Abdul ... defended her reputation (and sobriety) at a press conference on Saturday, The New York Times reports. The 44-year-old American Idol judge has given several recent television interviews in which she exhibited slurred speech and even appeared to fall asleep mid-questioning. “I’ve never been drunk,” she told television journalists at the panel discussion in Pasadena, California. “I’m not under the influence of anything.” ... On an episode of American Idol last March, when asked about one contestant’s elimination, she responded randomly with, “Simon says because one of them ate pizza and the other one ate salad.” During the same broadcast, she uttered a mixed metaphor involving a moth and a melon, prompting fellow judge Randy Jackson to ask what she had been drinking. [us weekly]
For argument's sake, I did a Google search for said moth/melon metaphor... and came up with squat, zilch, nada. Just saying, is all.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i've heard her say a few times that she's never been drunk. i'm gonna go ahead and believe her... her mannerisms aren't indicative of alcohol, there are much stronger narcotics at work here.

johnny

Anonymous said...

LOL! Yes, I agree. If there is alcohol involved, it's most definitely mixed with someone else. She's a friggin' disaster.

Hey, how entertaining would it be to watch a convo between Paula Abdul and Anna Nicole Smith?

Anonymous said...

Sheesh...that shoulda said "mixed with something," not "someone." Who's the disaster, now?

Anonymous said...

gppd idea!

paula vs anna nicole... should be on pay-per-view. i'd watch!

johnny

Anonymous said...

good, not gppd. i think paula's rubbing off on both of us peg.

johnny