Hey, what a surprise!

Firecrotch goes to rehab! Who saw that coming?

According to the gossip website TMZ.com, the actress issued a statement through her representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik: "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time." Additional details were unavailable. [la times]

Oh, and guess who might be pregnant again, for the third time in as many years:

InTouch Weekly has now reported the Oops ... I Did It Again singer was ill recently because she might be pregant again. The magazine cited a friend close to Spears as saying: "I've seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now. She's heavier, but that's not it. It's the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she's pregnant, like she's relaxed and happy." A rep from Jive Records said the rumours were untrue, TMZ.com reported. [news.com au]

More proof that Hollywood is filled to the brim with dumb hos.