W.O.W. Paula is utterly fucked up

Holy crap, what is this woman on?!?!?!?!


And seriously? Technical difficulties? Poor excuse to cover the ass of a woman who is clearly high and drunk.

While promoting the upcoming season of American Idol Paula Abdul made a bizarre appearance on a local Seattle station in which she swayed, bobbed and winked at the anchors.

Abdul's spokesman, Jeff Ballard, tells PEOPLE the incident is "really much ado about nothing."

Asked whether the Idol judge was drinking or under the influence of drugs during the appearance Ballard says: "Absolutely not."

The interview was just one of at least 20 Abdul did that day, according to Ballard. "This is the only one that went bad due to technical difficulties. The sound dropped not once but twice. She was totally distracted by the whole thing." [People]

And check out this little gem of a lie:

“She was exhausted. This was at the end of three days of press (interviews and appearances), and she has had cameras following her around for a reality TV show too. She was sitting in a room with just a camera and a mic on, and the controllers dropped the sound twice, which is why she rolled her eyes. She never drinks. I have known Paula Abdul since she was 13, and I have never seen her drink.”