oh, it don't get better than this

The only thing better than two celebs forming an alliance is when they break up... Then follows the fabulous tiffs and childish name calling...sometimes culminating in a Smoking Gun mug shot. Ya never know.

Monday's Golden Globes bore witness to the awkward tension between recently broken up pair Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. Their publicists coreographed their arrivals -- timing it so the two wouldn't end up walking the red carpet at the same time. Once inside the Beverly Hilton's ballroom, the two stars sat at different tables...and, it appeared, managed to avoid each other successfully. That is, until the after parties...

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz's amicable split took a turn for the worse on Monday night when the former couple had a heated public argument at Prince's Golden Globes afterparty....things started to go badly later when Diaz approached Timberlake at Prince's Beverly Wilshire hotel bash, while Timberlake was chatting to actress Jessica Biel. Witnesses tell People magazine that Biel stepped away and the former couple were soon spotted in an intense 40-minute face-off in a side room. Diaz emerged from the room looking composed, but Timberlake was seen holding his head in his hands and, according to a witness, "slammed his fist into a cabinet."

Also... Diaz will move back in with her parents as she gets over her split, according to British newspaper reports. She reportedly has decided she needs some home comforts while she gets over the break up. [san francisco gate]

OK. You mean to tell me, with all the press squirming around these parties, no one was in that room to overhear this fight???? Dammit! What are you people good for??? You disappoint us. Sheesh. Well, since you paparazzi obviously can't handle your job, here's how the convo between Justin and Cameron probably went down:

Cameron: I hear your dating that Jessica Biel slut.
Justin: I'm bringing sexy back, bitch.
Cameron: I hope you get crabs.

P.S.
There are also rumors that Justin is dating Scarlet Johannsen. He's not letting any grass grow under his feet, eh?