Grammy Arrivals....

The Grammys are on tonite (yawn). Melissa and I couldn't care less, really. The red carpet does have some interesting appeal. Here's what's happening so far...

Ace Young: The Ghost of Idol Past
Who the fuck let him in?
How did he pass muster on the invite list?
Damn, Melissa -- WE coulda gotten in. Shit.
(And yes, he's still cute. Sue me.)

Alicia Keys:
Too dressy for the Grammys. This ain't the Oscars, girl.

Carrie Underwood: Hmm. Not diggin' the dress.

Fantasia:
Ugh, what is with the hair??? Too dressy for the Grammys...

Nicole Richie:
Post baby...

Whitney:
"Now, I'm not sayin' she's on crack. She's just crack-ish."

Fergie:
I hate it when she looks good.

Rihanna:
Finally, an appropriate Grammy dress.

Bai Ling:
Seriously? Who is in charge of the invite list?

Beyonce:
Looking like an f'd up Disney Princess. Sans Tiara.

Faith Hill:
Perhaps over dressed, but that frock is gawgeous...

Natasha Beddingfield:
Another great dress...

Nelly Furtado:
Saw her on the red carpet coverage totally kvelling over this look...
which can't even qualify as a hot mess. Ugh.

Taylor Swift:
She's a little bit country... But the color is nice.