Don't let the door hit you in the bunny tail...

Hef has dumped one of his dumb bunnies... and I'll tell ya what put the nail in the coffin -- all that talk about wanting to ave his baby. The man is in his 80s for chrissakes, been there done that. He's lucky he only needs 10 viagras to get it up... He definitely doesn't need one of those mentally vacant broads complicating his life at this stage of the game. Bet his kids breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this news -- sure they're counting the coins in the coffer.

Hugh Hefner is speaking out about his split from Girls Next Door star Holly Madison. "I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly," Hefner exclusively told Usmagazine.com. After the break-up, "I was road kill a couple of weeks ago," he said. One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly's desire to have children. "We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out," he said. "She became very depressed."..."She is still my girlfriend," he said. "Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever. "I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there." [us weekly]