Monday, October 06, 2008

He's Sprung from the Joint


I like how they say "he's successfully completed rehab." How do they know exactly? Did they talk to everyone on the cleaning staff? All the counselors? What about the receptionist? I'm thinking he probably managed to boink someone while he was locked up. And what exactly do they mean by 'successfully'? He was in there, what, a whole 2 weeks? So, in 2 weeks they can cure... anything? Jesus, in 2 weeks you can't even cure the flu. Gimme a break. Rehab is such a joke.

David Duchovny has checked out of a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, according to his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein. "David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie," Stein tells PEOPLE. "He successfully completed his treatment." [people]

Off to start a movie, where no doubt, none of the extras will be safe from his trouser snake.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

sex addict? what guy isn't a sex addict?