Stern's Number 2

Despite all his protests, Howard Stern got hitched a second time. Toothy model Beth Ostrosky finally nabbed her man. I really thought the engagement was gonna be strung out for years... But she musta put the pressure on real thick. I can't believe he invited Dominic, the bloated attorney. He probably ate the left side of the Le Cirque menu. And who that what the how the fuck is Mark Consuelos a minister now? Apparently I was there, but I don't remember a damn thing... Weird.

Howard Stern and his longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky were married in New York City on Friday night...The guest list for the wedding, held at the restaurant Le Cirque, included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman and Stern's radio co-host, Robin Quivers. Stern, 54, and Ostrosky, 36, were joined in a ceremony officiated by Mark Consuelos, the husband of Kelly Ripa, who also attended. Billy Joel sang two songs, and Chevy Chase delivered a raunchy roast, said one guest. "Beth is the most beautiful bride I've ever seen," said Stern pal Dominic Barbara. (Ostrosky wore Marchesa.) "The vows were from each others' hearts. It was gentle and soft and beautiful. People were crying." After 11 p.m., Joan Rivers walked out holding a bouquet of cream roses. "I danced with Howard," she said. "The wedding was fabulous, everyone had a great, great time." [people]