Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Great Jumpin' Xenu!

Jesus...
Looks like someone could use a 'manziere' and a girdle.
That's way too much Travolta for my taste.
Make it stop,
in all that is good and pure,
make it stop.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

his nickname ain't John Revolting for nothin'!

Anonymous said...

Sweet. Living. Christ. A little part of me just died - I can't believe that mountain o' flab was once DANNY ZUKO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Notice how perfectly coiffed his hair and eyebrows are, though. Odd that huge man boobs, a full coating of gray body hair, and giant beer gut esacped his discerning eye while grooming...

Anonymous said...

Has anyone seen Kelly Preston around lately? 'Cause I think he ate her.

Anonymous said...

what's wrong with man boobs? some chicks find that sexy :)

johnny