Sunday, August 27, 2006

This chick is nuts: N.V.T.S.


OK. Leah Remini's saying some weird-ass shit about Suri Cruise again. While trying on her dress options for the Emmy's in front of interviewer Samantha Harris and E! cameras, she uttered the following:
"She'’s normal, okay? She's normal, people. She pees in her diaper, she sleeps, she wakes up every couple of hours. This is what babies do, okay? There'’s nothing abnormal about her."”
She went on to say that she's gorgeous because her parents are Tom and Katie and that people shouldn't find it odd that they're being protective, because that's how parents are with their children.

What kills me is that she doesn't think what she's saying is weird... She thinks that everyone else is wierd for surmising ridiculous scenarios about the mystery child, us included. What she doesn't get is, that for a very public couple (who practically had coitus on the red carpet ad naseum) to all of a sudden become shy and closed off is what's wierd. Now that Tom's out of a job, he might not be able to afford keeping this whackjob on the payroll. I don't see Travolta doing damage control as much as this loon -- and he's level, like, twelve or something. Shit.

THIS JUST IN:

Lean Remini floats down the carpet in a purple Versace number (above left) up to Ryan Secrest's podium...and thus followed the tensest 2 minutes on E! in a looooong time. Ryan was bold enough to drop the "T" word on live TV. And Leah was having none of it. The following is paraphrased, but you get the gist ;)

Ryan: When'd you get to be such close friends with Tom Cruise?
Leah: Two years or so...
Ryan: So, when are we gonna see the baby?
Leah: I just wish everyone would get off this already and find something else to talk about.
Ryan: I just wanna know when we're gonna see it so I can stop talking about when we're gonna see it.
Leah: I like to refer the the baby as "Her."

Yeeeeeeeesh. AWKWARD!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maybe T.C. has told everyone that's the only thing they're allowed to say... he is their Pope you know.

Johnny