Monday, August 07, 2006

Triple Axle-Faux Pas Combination Spin


You didn't have to suffer through Fox's Skating with the Stars: I'll reveal the best thing to come out of it... GOSSIP. Turns out, Kristy "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Swanson fell hard for her professional ice skating partner Lloyd Eisler. Never mind the fact that he was a married man at the time and she was dating someone else. In a now-famously tawdry moment on the Howard Stern Radio Show, Kristy's ex, Matt, aired some of her dirty laundry and details about the skaters' trysts:
Matt...sensed Kristy and Lloyd were interested in each other while they were taping “Skating,” but it wasn’t until they all went to a comedy club together that he got he got his proof. Matt explained that, while they were sitting at a table with Lloyd’s pregnant wife, Lloyd put his hand on Kristy’s leg, and kept it there for an extended period of time....Matt...found Kristy and Lloyd in bed together [after] .... “Skating” had just finished taping one night, and Lloyd and Kristy were out celebrating at a hotel. Matt commented that he went to the hotel where the two were partying.... Matt [revealed] that Kristy not only “liked to puke while he skull f’ed her in the shower,” but that she also used to “toss his salad.” [howardstern.com]
Such a classy broad. Well, it looks like Lloyd's got some mad swimmers... he managed to knock up Kristy, too:
Skating With Celebrities winners Kristy Swanson and Lloyd Eisler are expecting their first child together on Valentine's Day, the Associated Press reports. [people
Who knew figure skating was so seedy?

3 comments:

Nuray said...

These two can have each other. Maybe Lloyd's wife can get together with Shar Jackson and they can go bowling.

Anonymous said...

liked to puke? what? is that slang for something new i don't know about?

johnny

Anonymous said...

What Johnny said. because, eww.