This shit better be good

CelebrityBabyBlog has the latest scoop on the Alien Baby pics coming up in the October issue of Vanity Fair. I expect my issue to come wrapped in a plain brown paper sleeve.

The actual press printing the magazine has been roped off and only certain personnel can even get close to it. All of the pages that do not meet the Vanity Fair approval (pages of magazines are approved by a spokesperson from the magazine prior to the job finishing) are being bound in heavy cardboard, and security guards are accompanying the employees to the shredder with them.