Suri Sighting

Much like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, Suri Cruise is an elusive being -- and most likely an urban myth. But, before you put on your night-vision spectacles and strain your eyes looking at the latest grainy image of the TomKat spawn (above) ... Listen to what the latest eyewitness has to say:

TMZ has spoken to a man who got a lot more than he bargained for when he passed Tom Cruise's home on a Hollywood star tour....The man...arrived at Cruise's house...hit the buzzer on the security gate...it opened. They started driving up the driveway and the first security guard waved them on...When they arrived at the top, they saw Katie Holmes holding...the ever-elusive Suri in her arms. Frank says he and his companions were no more than five feet from the baby, and he tells TMZ that Suri looked "cute" and "perfectly normal." Tom, meanwhile, was playing with two older children...on the lawn....At that point...The guards demanded to see copies of their driver's licenses...security held them for about half an hour, and then ordered them to leave the compound. [tmz]

I ain't buyin' this load of shit for a minute. Let into the Cruise compound without an inquisition? Crap. Pure, unadulterated crap.

And why does everyone keep saying this kid looks "normal"? WTF? If you gotta emphasize that point, clearly that shit ain't true. Those VF pics can't get pubbed soon enough.

I'm telling you... I see an alien head in this pic... see???