In what's possibly my favorite story or the week, Madonna was seen around London carrying a shopping bag that contained -- gulp -- a giant purple strap-on dildo. (Don'tcha love it when sex shops offer see-thru bags? I mean, I guess they figure if you're going to enter a adult store then you might as well be proud enough to display your purchase to the general populous waiting just outside the tinted-glass doors.)
Celebrating his 39th birthday at London's fashionable Claridges restaurant, the singer chose to whip out from under the table a present which would have made most husbands turn puce....For all his mockney posturings, Guy has always felt slightly inferior about his wife's massive earning power and domineering nature. Madonna on the other hand is said to enjoy occasionally bating him on that point. And this latest birthday gift - a strap-on - is, it seems, no exception.... By the way Madonna is carrying the gift - unusually in a transparent bag - as the couple leave the Mayfair hotel and restaurant, one might assume that Guy had refused to be seen leaving with it....And the singer clearly relished that point as she flashed a broad smile to photographers who she must have known laid in wait since they had followed her earlier from the family home. [daily mail/uk]
Just looking at Guy Ritchie's face in that pic and wondering if he knows what he's in for or if, maybe, this was on his to-do list. Well, gotta hand it to Madge -- she sure knows how to keep things spicy in the boudoir. ;)
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ok, what they decide to do in their bedroom, no matter how gross, is their business, but do they really need to walk around with it in a clear bag? i mean, they have kids that are gonna see that and know mommy's nailing daddy from behind, right?
johnny
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