We're phoning in this round

Melissa, don't bother gettin' all fancy and dolled-up this Sunday night. Bring over a bucket of KFC and get in your jammies:

Joan Rivers will be missing from the red carpet scene at the Emmy Awards on Sunday night, but she'll still be cracking wise about it — on the Web. Rivers, 74, and her daughter, Melissa, 39, will blog about the telecast's most memorable moments and fashion hits and misses on emmyswithjoan.com, a special section of the Web site VH1Eyecandy.com, VH1 announced Monday. Their commentary will be seen in an online video and heard in two video podcasts wrapping up the red-carpet and awards-show portions of the night, VH1 said. [ap]