Ms. Spears, please pee in this cup

As if BritBrit's world hasn't been a tempest in a teacup of late... now this:

A judge on Tuesday ordered Spears...to undergo random drug testing in the latest twist in her bitter custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline. Los Angeles Superior Court judge Scott Gordon said that, according to evidence presented in closed door hearings, Spears, 25, remains a "habitual, frequent, and continuous" user of "controlled substances and alcohol," court documents showed. "The petitioner (Spears) is ordered to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol," the court order stated. "Testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times." If there was any small break for Spears it was that the judge did not immediately change the existing shared custody deal between Spears and Federline for their two young boys, two-year-old Sean Preston, and one-year-old Jayden James. [afp]

I have every confidence she will fuck this up. There's something not right with the world when Kevin Federline is the more responsible parent.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Like I said, she's already fucking this shit up:

Shortly after a judge declared that Britney Spears is a “habitual” drug and alcohol user and must undergo twice-weekly random testing if she wishes to keep 50/50 custody of her two children, the singer, 25, coped by . . . clubbing. Swarmed by photographers, Spears and two pals kicked off her Tuesday night at West Hollywood club Winston’s before heading over to Hyde. [us weekly]