By now, you've all seen the train wreck VH1 is airing, called Rock of Love (like Flavor of Love, but with washed-up and banged-up one-time heartthrob Bret Michaels). The gals vying for the title of Bret's main squeeze are possibly THE most banged-up chicks this side of the northern hemisphere. One in particular is a stripper called Brandi M., whose credits include the following (based on VH1.com's profile page):
Brandi M.• Hometown: Buffalo, NY
• Single because there is too much temptation
• Has 6 tattoos
• Mom is her best friend
• She can fit her fist in her mouth
Brandi classed it up on last week's ep big time. And Bret is such a sucker for a classy broad. Brandi got shitfaced and threw up, Bret holding her hair back. Mid-blowing chunks, Brandi turned to Bret and said she 'really wanted to make this work.' To which Bret responded:
"When I was holding your hair back as you were throwing up over the toilet and you turned to me saying how much you loved me and how you really wanted to make this work, it really made me believe in what you were saying."Now, tell me: Who's the idiot in this scenario?
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she's better than that lacey chick! yea, i know, it's sad... i watch that show.
johnny
I thought for sure Melissa would've been the one to post about RoL. Joan, does this mean you've been watching??
no, i told you -- i catch the highlights on the soup.
Well, then...you're missing out. ;)
i'm kind of afraid because i want to see who wins but i don't want it to end. i think there's something wrong with me. yes, people, this is a cry for help.
dj
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