Joan & Melissa's Emmy Round-up

J&M look back at the Emmy fashions, condoning some while rippings new ones for others. Enjoy.


JOAN: debra messing
JOAN: from this angle, i like the dress
JOAN: but, otherwise, i think it's too much
MELISSA: i think she looked good, cleaned up pretty good
MELISSA: it's ok, nothing spectacular
JOAN: too mermaidy


JOAN: now, i love pam... u know i do. but...
MELISSA: but oof
JOAN: the bow, the pattern
JOAN: she looks like she's trapped in drapes
MELISSA: grandma's curtains were meant to stay on the rod
MELISSA: jinx
JOAN: no shit
MELISSA: it's awful
JOAN: who is her stylist?
JOAN: they s/b fired
MELISSA: she may not have one
MELISSA: i think she took too many painkillers that morning
JOAN: yeah, not quite hollywood elite
MELISSA: not yet


MELISSA: ellen pompeo
JOAN: oy vey.
JOAN: dress ain't bad... but the hair!!!!
MELISSA: the hair blows
MELISSA: really too big
JOAN: i like the necklace, i think
MELISSA: takes away from the entire look of the demure dress and elegant jewelry


JOAN: vanessa williams...
JOAN: like a fucking flightless bird
JOAN: awful
MELISSA: feather duster
MELISSA: i wonder if those feathers were coming out all night long, floating up into the air
JOAN: ugh. stop with the feathers
JOAN: it's not necessary
MELISSA: it's cheap
MELISSA: and tacky
JOAN: it really is.


MELISSA: hayden, from heroes
JOAN: i was just gonna say
JOAN: she looks ridiculous
MELISSA: a parachute draped around her midsection
JOAN: completely overwhelming
MELISSA: a deflated ball gown
JOAN: she can sneak in her entire family to the after party under that thing.


JOAN: who is this becki newton? and why is she being strangled by lace?
MELISSA: she's on ugly betty
JOAN: ah
MELISSA: becki newton's dress looks like it from three different dresses
MELISSA: sewn together
JOAN: it so does. it's a frankendress
MELISSA: yup


MELISSA: katherine heigl
MELISSA: it's ok, does nothing for me
JOAN: not impressed
JOAN: bor-ing


JOAN: ugh, on my worst dressed for sure: jamie pressly
MELISSA: hell yeah
JOAN: it's a schmata
MELISSA: it is
MELISSA: she looks like she's boarding the titanic
JOAN: and she knows it's goin' down
MELISSA: no shit
MELISSA: why would she want to drown in that?
JOAN: buoyancy


MELISSA: how about kate walsh?
MELISSA: kate had a tumbleweed pinned to the side of her head


JOAN: oh, minnie driver... i loved her dress and look
JOAN: the whole package
MELISSA: minnie, loved the yellow
MELISSA: love that color
JOAN: cut on the bias... just lovely
JOAN: not digging the cuff... but... really well done


MELISSA: eva longwhoria
MELISSA: loved the dress
JOAN: i refuse to talk about her
JOAN: she makes me ill
JOAN: not more ill than terri hatcher, however


MELISSA: terri's dress was pretty and not much else
MELISSA: baby pink color was nice


MELISSA: america ferrera?
MELISSA: the horizontal rouching? really bad idea
JOAN: off-full
JOAN: just terrible.
JOAN: by now, she should know what works for her body and this isn't it.



JOAN: are u ready for this...
JOAN: it's definitely going to be our agreed upon worst dressed
MELISSA: oh i know
MELISSA: what was she thinking?
JOAN: right?
MELISSA: It looks like JoAnn’s was having a clearance on the cotton summer fabrics and she went nuts.