Dude, step off...

I cannot find a better source for this claim, other than Transworld and some other blogs. And it's totally counterpoint to what he said about their friendship on the Howard Stern show. So, take this with a grain of salt... but if it's true: FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK HIM.

David Arquette is reportedly fed up with his wife Courteney Cox and her pal Jennifer Aniston and has given Cox an ultimatum: “Me or Jennifer Aniston.”...Arquette allegedly feels as if he is “married to two women” and says he has to share his wife with Aniston. “Somewhat understandably, David’s now saying it’s him or Jennifer. He’s had enough and is drawing a line in the sand. He’s asking that Jennifer’s visits become less frequent and that there are no phone calls between midnight and 8 am,” a source says. “David is now telling friends that it feels like he is married to two women.” Since her divorce from Brad Pitt and break up with Vince Vaughn, Aniston has even reportedly been spending every holiday with Cox. “He likes Jennifer but, since she’s been single, she and Courteney spend so much time together that it’s not surprise he’s feeling left out,” the source adds. [transworld]

Oh, what a fuuuuuccccking baby. Courtney's being a good friend... your best friend in the world has the shittiest couple of years in her life and you're expected to abandon her because your husband's feeling a little left out? um, grow the f up, you big fat baby! She's your wife, of course -- but if you're so threatened by her loyalty to her friend -- then that sorta makes you a shitty husband. And for the record... you're also a crap-ass actor. Suck on it.

For the record: if this turns out not to be true... Sorry David. Bygones. *Wink*