Saturday, December 15, 2007

Tractor exhaust pipe!

Tractor exhaust pipes are hot, at least they are to Posh, who describes Beck's dick as one. Now that's a sweet-nothing if I've ever heard one. More pics from his Armani ad...




Posh is speaking out against all the drama around Beck's package being computer-altered and enhanced. It looks a little too smooth to me so I thought it could have been smoothed out with Photoshop. Smooth like a Ken doll.
Singer VICTORIA BECKHAM has slammed claims husband DAVID manhood has been digitally enhanced in his provocative new advertisement for Giorgio Armani. The new promotional campaign, which was unveiled on Monday (10Dec07) after the soccer star was named as the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, features the L.A. Galaxy player lying seductively across a bed, proudly showing off a bulging groin - which fans speculated was computer-altered. But the Spice Girl insists what's pictured in the pair of white briefs is all his. She says, "I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!" [Contact Music]

5 comments:

Nicole said...

humina. humina. humina.

dear god.

Unknown said...

come on ladies, a tootsie roll's just as good as an exhaust pipe!

Nicole said...

really not.

Anonymous said...

SOMEBODY GET ME A CIGARETTE! OR A TRACTOR EXHAUST PIPE! I gotta smoke somethin', stat.

Just one comment, though. In that "Take It Off" ad, doesn't he look a little confused? Like maybe he lost his penis, and he's wondering where it went?

Anonymous said...

LMAO - smoof like a ken doll!!

dayum.

i really really really hate that bitch posh.

christ!!!